Stop being “too cool” and read your goddamn horoscope!

Scream and scream for ice cream, laugh at the stickiness of culture, see an opera about Sasquatch, and more ways to go nuts this weekend.

Calling all trash pandas: Your time is now, your ideas are sought, your Department of Sanitation ephemera collections are needed.

It’s never too late (or too early) to break into late nite TV, and now’s your chance! CBS is hiring 1 music booker position with the holy Stephen Colbert.

At least if they do ban food in the subway, we can have a most delicious revolt against it.

Fighting crime one selfie at a time, only bacon forever, give the land back to the cats, instructional subway arrow mats shockingly ineffective.

A made-up holiday is still a good excuse to drink rum cocktails. Here are our favorite spots to grab a daiquiri in Brooklyn.

Formerly a bodega, this surf-style restaurant has it all, “with a rumored backroom illegal gun shop to boot,” a press release proudly asserts.

Former Williamsburg hallway museum THNK1994 is getting formal hours at its new Crown Heights space and is hosting an anti-Trump witch gathering this Friday.

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