Morally decent Chipotle, cheap af apartments (with outdoor space), MetroCard refund pro tips, dope daycations, and more Broketown happenings this week.

Serious pro tip: MetroCard insurance is a thing, and it’s free, and you should use it if you lose your (unlimited) card.

From occult seances to Dr. Caligari screenings and high-tech haunted houses to pun costume contests, here are Brooklyn’s best Halloween season events.

Traffic is costly, study finds, surprising no one; MetroCard machines are charging straphangers without dispensing MetroCards, & more.

Since this purchase will earn you what amounts to 30 beers for 50 cents each, you can’t even call this treating yourself. This is a goddamn INVESTMENT.

Celebrate a decade of the BFF with Cutty Sark, the festival’s official spirits sponsor, at more than forty events and screenings.

Party hard, conjure mayhem, pocket a puppet, revel in revolutionaries, say oi to the world, revive the vibes & more ways to kick out the weekend jams.

Have your burrito bowl and feel morally righteous too, not that those two don’t usually go together.

Welcome to Gowanus, Butterboy. We’ll miss you, Night Train.