The N train doesn’t feel like running in southern Brooklyn for awhile, Red Hook as race course, decades later and Bushwick’s Broadway still struggling.

Time is moving so slowly and I don’t know if this administration will ever end.

Celebrate scientific ladies, abide with The Dude, meditate on the afterlife, be boggled by Bollywood, and more ways to kill it this week.

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Get your syphilis antibiotics ready and come help your favorite local water explorers invade the Gowanus Canal with canoes and robots tomorrow, for free.

Capoeira deals, rat wars, OY the sign, sacrilegious churches, free air conditioning, three men and a pig, and more.

It’s so hot today the city has declared a heat advisory, but this weekend might be even steamier when the Brooklyn Dirty Book Fair sets up sexy shop.

If you’re tired of seeing cis performances and doing things reliant on binary gender constructs, check out The Brick’s trans theatre festival next week.

Bike to a bunch of desserts, win prizes based on chicken poop, see an all-female rap battle, read dirty books and more ways to wild out this weekend.

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