For all our media-type un-/under-employed friends, here’s a cluster rarer than an on-time freelance check: jobs! Ones that might actually hire you! Park Slope Patch — AOL’s intensive (or hail-mary pass) at hyper local journalism — is seeking an editor after current chief Kristen V. Brown leaves for Columbia grad school. Also on the hyperlocal front, The Local — a joint project of the New York Times and CUNY’s graduate school of journalism — is seeking a “dynamic, visionary editor” to oversee its coverage of Fort Greene and Clinton Hill. If you’re not into the whole getting paid thing, bloggregator Gothamist is looking for fall interns: unpaid, but not a bad name for the resume. If all else fails, you can always pick up a spatula and sling some veggie dogs: vegan fast food joint Foodswings needs a chef: applications open today!