Photo by Alix Piorun.

If you’ve been to Union Hall, the Park Slope bocce bar, library and first-date venue, you’ve probably seen the collection of odd ephemera and museum-like exhibits in the dope venue downstairs. Is it possible this picture, one of those odd decorations downstairs, is a relative of Ted Cruz? This photo, taken by Alix Piorun (who photographed the No Office Holiday Party this year), certainly looks like it could be a prim Canadian matriarch in the family of the No. 2 Republican presidential candidate and current ratophelia denier. Or maybe it’s Ted in a Leia wig? There’s literally no way to know for sure.

Piorun says the staff at Union Hall used to say the photo looked like Robin Williams, but is there really any doubt here?

Do you think Ted Cruz comes to see the Muppet Vault show?
Do you think Ted Cruz comes to see the Muppet Vault show?

Follow Tim for more time-traveling conspiracy theories: @timdonnelly.

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