Outings

Free beer. Free pizza. Free skating. Free Hand Job (Academy)

Hand Job Academy at the No Office Holiday Party. Photo by Patrick Phillips.
Hand Job Academy at the No Office Holiday Party. Photo by Patrick Phillips.

With a title like that, you probably don’t need any other information on what this event is, but we’ll give it to you anyway. Our friends in the funny/fierce rap group Hand Job Academy are holding what is sure to be a rad free show tomorrow at the House of Vans, which promises both free skating and the greatest words this side of lunch: FREE PIZZA AND BEER. And because the Olympics are done and buried and never to be spoken of again, that means skateboarding, not icescapades. It’s part of the House of Vans weekly open mic/skate/pizza-and-beer cram sessions, so if you can’t make this show, you can always go back next week for more free hangs. 

Hand Job Academy, you might remember, jingled our bells pretty hardcore at the No Office Holiday Party this year, so you could do a lot worse things with your winter Wednesday night. Their latest jam is NSFW, but you should listen to it at work anyway so you get fired so you won’t be late for the show tomorrow.

The event is part of the House of Vans regular winter open mic sessions, and you’ve got to RSVP to get in: [email protected]. The venue will be open for skating/pizza/beer/music every Wednesday night through April 2, so check back throughout the rest of this terrible winter. The beer is PBR and you have to be 21, obvs. 

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