Climb to new heights with a Brooklyn Boulders Groupon

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Hold on loosely, but don’t let go. Seriously, don’t. via Facebook

Anyone here into climbing? Here’s something you maybe didn’t know about Tim: he is. Always going on about Brooklyn Boulders and how it keeps him in shape and it’s fun and once there was a whole squad of vegan climbers there just like his dreams. We usually don’t listen because, ugh, exercise. But, if you want to see for yourself what it’s all about without paying full price, well buddy, today’s your lucky day.

Groupon is offering a deal that lets you take an introductory class to learn how to climb on an indoor wall for only $19. It usually costs $45, so you know what that means, right? Oh yeah: $26 to spend at the bar in celebration of the fact that you know how to rock climb now. And for those of you reading this who are scoffing about newbies, well, first stop doing that, it’s rude. But there’s also no need for it, because if you already know the art of climbing, you can get ten climbing passes for $119 and just start lapping fools learning the ropes. See? Everybody’s happy. Except Tim, since we blew up his spot.

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