Brooklyn paranormal group puts together ghost busting squad

People can't call these guys, so they may as well call you
People can’t call these guys, so they may as well call you

You guys notice anything strange lately? In the neighborhood? Anything weird? And it doesn’t look good? Seeing things running through your head? An invisible man sleeping in your bed, perhaps? Well if that’s the case, you might have someone to call soon. That’s because an ambitious person on Craigslist is looking for some driven, team-oriented paranormal investigators, researchers and mediums. Hell, it’s gotta beat interning at some publishing house that doesn’t take you seriously.

True, the job is volunteer, but when you think about it, the Ghostbusters themselves started out as a volunteer organization. It was only when they started catching ghosts that people realized they provided a service worth paying for. So think of it as getting in on the ground floor of an exciting new industry, and ultimately a chance to meet the mayor maybe.

The job description is vague, and we don’t know who the group is. But they don’t require much of you. Just be 18, have a valid driver’s license (for driving and also probably so you can rent highly unstable nuclear equipment), be willing to work nights (duh) and weekends and be willing to travel to every borough. They prefer you have your own equipment, but if you don’t, you don’t. Just be aware that if you take this job, and get in deep, you just might see some shit that’ll turn you white.


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