Brokelyn Weekly Planner: Holy crap there are a lot of good events edition

TONIGHT 3/14
• Rock like a mutha at Mom & Pop Comedy Karaoke
• Be literary at Franklin Park

TUESDAY 3/15
• Learn to grow without dirt
• Be humored by Janeane Garofalo and Kristin Schaal
• Learn to tell an amazing story
• Find out how to price the stuff you make

WEDNESDAY 3/16
• Improve your elimination communication
• Rock you like a hurricane at Heavy Metal Karaoke

THURSDAY 3/17
• Party with like Israelite in Midwood
• Meet the wildflowers in your neighborhood
• Get tiny vintage shoes for your tiny feet

FRIDAY 3/18
• Bike from Park Slope to the Manhattan Bridge
• Make like a San Franciscan and do the Lit Crawl
• Meet another dude at gay speed dating

SATURDAY 3/19
• Find a summer ride at the Brooklyn Bike Jumble
• Get serious real estate envy at the Flatbush Artists Studio Tour
• Finally, Googa your Mooga

SUNDAY 3/20
• Bushwack in Mill Basin
• Go to Brooklyn’s “largest waterfront celebration”
• Order vegan meal delivery for $12

And more, so many more, too many to list, on our Brooklyn events calendar.

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