Jedi warns MTA L train overcrowding will wake the Sith

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At least the Empire made the trains run on time. via reddit user peanutpickle10

As we all know, the subway is overcrowded all the time these days, especially during rush hour. And especially the L train, which gets so crowded that you might mistake it for New York’s hottest club as opposed to a vital public transportation lifeline. Also¬†Star Wars is finally out TONIGHT, so in an attempt to either do some viral marketing or alert the MTA to the problem of the Sith hiding among us, some brave anonymous poster maker has warned the MTA that all of these overcrowding issues could lead to the New York being turned into the ancient Sith capital, Kaas City. If you want it fixed, call the governor, call the mayor, tell them to work their dumb bullshit out and fix the dang subways.

#DARKSIDENYC

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As it turns out, these posters are from some concerned citizens who see the prospect of turning to the dark side in all sorts of areas of city life, and have a whole Instagram account dedicated to warning you of these things.

Join the #DARKSIDENYC @sofi_riverap

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We knew it was stressful to live here, we just didn’t realize it was “Get so angry you shoot lightning out of your fingers” stressful.

#DARKSIDENYC

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