Wait, do you mean do I spend too much money on drugs? I don’t know, maybe? What do you consider too much? Aren’t caffeine and alcohol considered drugs anyway? Who’s asking?? Back off, I know my rights man! Ok, bring the vibe back around … So today is the high holidays, and if you don’t know what that means, just stop reading and go about your day, jump street. Below we’ve listed a bunch of things going on today, including stuff to do when you’re in the mellow mood, plus some freebies and deals on munchies.
But in order to scrape some sort of journalistic merit to this day before everyone starts dancing in circles in the park, let’s talk for serious for a second: how much money do you spend on drugs? Drugs of any kind, that is, and you’re welcome to argue whether alcohol is a drug (it is). How do you justify it when you’ve barely got enough money to make rent? Do these question make you paranoid? Don’t worry, you can be anonymous in the comments.
STUFF TO DUDE TODAY
TimeOutNY lists the best things to do when you’re stoned, which includes looking at sparkly stuff (the American Museum of Natural History’s exhibit Creatures of Light: Nature’s Bioluminescence), “enjoy the other kind of greenery” (Fort Tryon Park) and playing video games at the Sunset Park arcade, but is notably missing things like “get a phone call from your parents and enter a cocoon of existential panic.”
Or here’s an idea: Turn off the Aqua Teen Hunger Force and take your happy sunny self outside to enjoy the wonderful free beauty of our borough.
HOMEBOYS GOT A CASE OF THE MAD MUNCHIES
Gothamist rounds up a bunch of 4/20 food deals, including a Stoner’s Delight sandwich for $4.20 at JoeDough in the East Village, although all the deals seem to be in Manhattan, where apparently people also do drugs.
Pizza: Two Boots is giving away free samples of its The Dude (that’s what you call it) pizza from 4-6pm today at all locations (there’s one in Park Slope).
Beer: Roll a “420” at Full Circle in Williamsburg and get a free Waldo’s Special Ale.
Cupcakes: Not free exactly, but you can get six Robicelli’s cupcakes for half-off today. They get it.