Everyone loves orgasms, on this, we think we can all agree. It’s the reason we’re all out trawling bars or Tinder or Grindr or getting help from subway matchmaking people: so you can find someone to give you an orgasm. Problem is, sometimes you can’t find someone else to give you an orgasm (rude). Fortunately for you, the sex-positive folks at Babeland don’t think you should go without one, so they’ve put together a twenty dollar orgasm in a box, one each for dudes and ladies.
The Orgasm in a Box, for him comes with a Tenga Egg penis sleeve, which apparently you put over your johnson when you’re smacking it around, some lube, and a vibrating cock ring which will both delay coming and rub against your partner’s clit if you’re not just playing single player. The Orgasm in a Box for her comes with a Silver Bullet vibrator (batteries included) and a Bunny Tickler attachment, with which one provides slow, rhythmic stimulation to the clitoris. You might not end up having the Christmas you want, but with a gift like this, at least a few minutes of your Christmas will feel good. Orgasm in a Box (for him or for her), $20 from Babeland (462 Bergen Street, Park Slope) or online
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