‘Basic Witch’ is all about the pointy hats and capes we put on just to be ourselves

'Basic Witch' is all about the pointy hats and capes we put on just to be ourselves

In ‘Basic Witch,’ you shouldn’t make assumptions about magic. via screenshot

Over the past few years, witches have truly come out of the cauldron. There’s a real coven in Bushwick, for example, and spell-casting workshops are offered right up there with reading series and comedy shows. If you happen to be a witch, no one’s going to burn you at the stake or claim they saw you with the devil. Your plight is totally relatable, after all — we all wish there was a spell that could lower our rent, or that nefarious cat-callers on the street could be silenced with a single flick of our wands. It’s safe to say that in 2016, being a witch has never been more… well, basic.

That’s exactly what Basic Witch, the new web series co-created by a coven (read: creative team) of women in Brooklyn, purports to explore. The series follows a witch named Penelope (played by actor Jessica Frey) along the treadmill of her daily routine, taking us through recognizably New York scenarios with a witchy touch. In just five sweetly condensed episodes of six minutes or less, Penelope contends with catcalling construction workers, an ignorant roommate, a male-dominated workplace and the trials of self-care. She even meets bae along the way.

And through all of this, Penelope never uses her powers. Save for a single “Abracadabra!” as she jimmies open the door of an apartment she’s showing — uttered so nonchalantly that we can’t even tell whether it’s magic or not — Penelope chooses to suffer through the humanity of each situation rather than controlling it with spells. And according to the series writers, Claire Rothrock and Ryann Weir, that’s exactly the point.

“I think we were all really inspired by Master of None and how delicately and humanely it deals with ‘otherness’ and identity politics,” Weir, 28, told Brokelyn. “Our main character is different from a lot of the people she interacts with — she’s a witch. But regardless of what people perceive that to mean, Penelope is navigating what it means to her.”

Notwithstanding their authorial stamp, the women call Basic Witch “a real coven effort” from Kim Blanck, Janna Emig, Jessica Frey, Annie Tippe, Ryann Weir and Claire Rothrock — each of whom, as each episode’s credits will show you, wore more than one hat (get it?) over the course of the project.

Rothrock told us inspiration for the series first struck Frey, who had the idea for a sketch about “a witch who sells real estate but crazy stuff keeps happening whenever she’s in the middle of her sales pitch: rats and roaches are drawn to her, the skylight becomes a portal to hell, the walls bleed.”

Frey happened to mention her sketch idea while a few of the women were out seeing a play, which turned out to be so bad that “all we could think about was this witch idea.”

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“Basic” isn’t necessarily a positive quality for a witch, let alone anyone, to aspire to. Of course, this was not lost on the creators of the show.

“Basic witch is a take on basic bitch, which is not a particularly nice thing to call someone,” Weir admitted. “There’s a lot of writing about the coded and misogynist language people use to put women down. Look no further than the current election! But I think repurposing the phrase and recasting the bitch as witch allowed us to inhabit that stereotype and crack it open a little bit.”

It’s a stereotype that’s applied almost exclusively to women. “Basic” generally refers to someone with privilege, a lack of individuality and few opinions of her own— kind of like the opposite of “woke.”  It’s got its physical characterizations, too, calling to mind an army of Taylor Swift wannabees clad in North Face jackets with pumpkin spice lattes in their hands.

But in Weir and Rothrock’s series, there’s a good deal of reclaiming just what the term means. In the world of Basic Witch, Penelope’s most basic quality is just her choice to put up with all the bullshit she does without turning anyone into a pile of snails (in the words of her witch-ignorant roommate in the second episode, “Is that a thing? I’m just trying to respectful, I’m just trying to learn.”)

The strongest thing about Basic Witch isn’t the soft lighting, or the terrific acting, or the sharp direction. It’s the message, veiled beneath a cape and a pointy hat, about how we make assumptions.

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Penelope is a witch, but she's not like all witches.

Penelope is a witch, but she’s #NotAllWitches.

“In the world of the show people are born witches,” Weir said. “You’re either a witch or you’re not, but you do have control over how you present. Penelope can take off her hat and kind of go undercover but she’ll always be a witch.”

Rothrock added: “Witches aren’t dangerous. Well, I guess in our world they are just as dangerous as any non-witch, so I don’t think it matters if we know whether someone is a witch or not.”

Penelope is a witch, but she’s also a real estate broker, and a smoker, and a single woman, and any number of other labels or categories which she can choose to adopt or disguise in any combination. Her witchy costume, in kind, is a nod to the presentational quality we all adopt when we engage as “ourselves” with the outside world.  Identity is a performance of traits, whether learned or innate, but it’s a performance that should be afforded to everybody without the shame or danger that too often goes along with it — especially where race and gender are concerned.

“We wanted a way to talk about the very universal experience of feeling different than other people and the shame that goes along with that,” Weir said. “And at the same time, we wanted a way to celebrate those differences.”

For all its political tenor, Basic Witch is still an incredibly joyful piece of internet content for the masses. It’s a story for anyone who’s ever gotten stuck behind juice-cleansing yogis on the sidewalk, or anyone who’s dreamed of having a meet cute in a pet store. And with an all-female creative team, you can bet this show is for every Penelope out there.

“Sometimes being a woman is the pits,” said Rothrock, “But most often it’s a really funny joy.”

Basic Witch has another episode coming out very soon! Stay tuned on their website

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