Much has been written lately about the upscaling of the vibrator market, but these things are just cray. Check out Fab.com’s whack “grown-up gadget” sale for all kinds of NSFW shit we have no idea how to use. UPDATE: OK, apparently these are “masturbation sleeves,” which we had to Google. Anyone use one?
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These are puzzles, right? Like the kind you buy at the Discovery Store?
I suspect Brokelyn is trying to get me fired for having huge pictures of dildos on my computer screen.
Sure, blame us, it’s not like you’re always looking at those pictures anyway.
Those are “masturbation sleeves”, shown inside out to illustrate the texture. Sort of like a Fleshlight without the case.
Thanks for the clarification — I had no idea you’re supposed to wear sleeves when you masturbate. Hot pink stilettos, yeah OK. Do they make masturbation leg warmers?