-If you’re gonna go to Rockaway in the winter, do it right
-If you’re enough of a hipster stereotype, you could be a model
-Although you also might be a brilliant thief
-We talk Broad City‘s return and swamp ass
-We asked for a Run The Jewels menu, and Brucie is making it happen
-Nickelodeon, among other places, is hiring, so you can work with Spongebob
-A dance party celebrating asses? This is something we can get behind
-That Brooklyn townhouse of your dreams is permanently out of reach. Sorry :(
-Get your NYC municipal ID, the official ID card of Real America
–Walk an orphan dog this winter and you just might go to Heaven
-Anyone wanna buy the Nets?