Where Elsewhere lacks the lovably makeshift vibe of Glasslands, it compensates with more space and permanence.

Brooklyn-based LoftOpera, the guys and gals who are making opera cool again, will be performing the OG sad clown opera ‘Pagliacci’ in Bushwick in September.

Probably New York will pay for this in the long run, but for now, free LEDs for everyone (in these select eastern BK neighborhoods).

Want someone to hold your hand through the dildo-buying process? These stores offer not just toys but sex positive advice, bondage and feminist zines.

The subways suck, but so do their less talked about counterparts, NYC buses.

Gravesend is such a more menacingly named neighborhood than Bushwick. They should make a sequel set in Gravesend.

How many stoop sales have you been to that accept credit cards?

“The idea is about flipping the objectification thing,” but there isn’t anything anti-men about this.

Pizza Fest is a three-day festival from King Pizza Records that will feature everything you want in summer: 21 garage rock bands and so much pizza

Indulge in cheap flash sheet tats, wine, beer and a storewide sale in Bushwick next Thursday.