Well actually, be brought to hysterics, skate’s up, dance to the hits, talk politics, grease your wheels, and more ways to master this week.

Get some girl power, spread your knowledge, croon for a cause, please your ears, don’t waste space, and more ways to get wasted this weekend.

Turn poop into gold, be in tune, boogie on the beach, make a big deal of nothing, truly DIY, YOLO at FOMO, and more ways to get five in a row this weekend.

Be a star, make movie magic, do the mashed potato, dance around the bases, have an enchanted evening, and more ways to maximize the weekend.

The early bird gets the worm, raise some funds, learn shady history, have a perfect pairing, become a dancing queen, and more ways to =D this weekend.

Puppet parties, beat the queue, laugh like a hyena, load up on Faygo, relax at the river, and more ways to go woop woop! this weekend.

And, mermaids. Everywhere.

Read poetry, glow in the dark, celebrate four-legged friends, and some rad BBQs this weekend.

Pledge allegiance to the gags, ride in remembrance, give the gift of gif, don’t pass up the mashup, and more ways to boogie this weekend.

A-choir your tickets, release your laughter, see a mariaSHE band, get lost in space, grab your morning sugar rush, and more ways to have a dope weekend.