It’s Monday and you might be feeling a little bummed by that, we get it. Everybody’s working for the weekend, and now the weekend is a whole five days away. Before you get too upset about bosses and workloads and start fantasizing about being a boxcar hobo, just remember that you can’t possibly wind up having a week worse than Gabriel Diaz, the Nazi cabbie, who used his weekend to calmly explain to reporters outside his home that Hitler was a swell guy and National Socialism is cool. No matter how bad things get for you, the odds are extremely high that no one will describe you as “anti-Semitic Elmo without the charm,” and hey, isn’t that a great thing to remember when starting your week?
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