Let's get naughty: The No Office Holiday Party is back Dec. 12!

Santa shares secrets at last year's No Office Holiday Party. Photo by Sarah Gainer. — Mrs. Claus shares secrets at last year’s No Office Holiday Party. Photo by Sarah Gainer.

Be you naughty or nice, employed or un, freelance or free-spirited, we can all agree that holiday parties should not be the sole provenance of desk-chained office workers. So polish off your karaoke caroling voice, lube up your mistletoe lips and hang your jeggings by the chimney with care, because the No Office Holiday Party is back for a third year on Dec. 12! Brokelyn is partnering with blogging buddies the skint and Greenpointers this year to bring our seasonal party back for an evening of holiday cheer, live-band karaoke, comedy and dancing that’s guaranteed to be so fun, you’d be embarrassed to go to work the next day if this was your real office. Details below!

We’ll have all the trappings of a holiday affair at Littlefield in Gowanus, starting at 7:30 p.m, featuring:

*Live-band karaoke from Bunnie England & The New Originals
*dance tunes from DJs Brian Blackout & Spoolwork (Head On, YDH2S)
*a holiday photo booth
*food!
*A gift items raffle
*Sexy Santa and Lady Santa
*Music by the ladies of Handjob Academy
*special holiday punch, just $3 for the first hour!
*mistletoe like woah
*and a special guest comedian!

Come join your favorite Brooklyn blogs and dance like your boss isn’t watching all night long. Hosted by Jo Firestone, co-creator of Punderdome 3000 and proprietor of the Tiny Comedy Club. Tix are $6 in advance, $8 day of the show.

Check out the Facebook event here, if you’re into that. Check out the sexy pics from last year here too.

Also, does anyone have a Xerox machine we can borrow for the use of photocopying butts? This is a very real request.

See you there!