New year, new real estate section: sweet apartments in Ditmas Park, Sunset Park and Williamsburg


Obviously you guys knew about our Real Estate section, but did you know that we’ve made some changes to pretty it up a bit? Well, we have, so now seems as good a time as ever to see what magical deals can be found within. For starters, how about this 3-bedroom in Ditmas Park for $2,500/month. It’s being called “unbelievable,” and we can see why. Even without the furniture (we know, sucks you have to buy some) the place just oozes class and refinement. Don’t worry, that doesn’t mean you can’t go home with a six pack of High Life every night.


Next up, we’ve got this sunny and spacious 3-bedroom unit in Prospect-Lefferts Gardens for $2000/month. Aside from being pet-friendly if you’ve got the right pet, you’ll also be just two blocks from Prospect Park. So once Spring comes around, you and Fido can go frolic in the park without making a big production out of it.



Free yourself from the tyranny do having to do dishes in this 4-bedroom in Crown Heights for $2400/month, because it comes with a dishwasher. Given that you’ll have 3 roommates and you’ll all live in a neighborhood that has plenty of bars for you to get drunk at and then forget to do the dishes, this seems like a very important appliance to own.



We’ve gone over Williamsburg’s rapidly ascending real estate prices, but there’s still some pockets of affordability, like this 3-bedroom for$2800/month. There’s plenty of light, every room has a closet, you’re across the street from a park and if you grab a couple to live with you, you’ll be paying $700/month, which is pretty reasonable. Just uh, make sure they don’t break up for that year you’re living together.



Finally, check out this 2-bedroom in Sunset Park for $1900/month. If Nemo is as bad as the worst predictions have been, you’ll wish you lived here so you could pass the storm in front of your WORKING FIREPLACE. But let’s face it, a fireplace is good all-year round. For instance, you can have a faux campout in your living room and roast marshmallows during the summer. Whether or not you then decide to have sleeping bag sex is entirely up to you.

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