Meet Hand Job Academy, then get a happy ending by seeing them live at the No Office Holiday Party

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Clara Bizna$$, Meg Skaff and Ash Wednesday of the Hand Job Academy. Bonus points for that Beasties shirt.

While Hand Job Academy sounds like the place you want to send that girl who gave you an awkward and painful knuckle twist in the back of your Celica junior year, it’s actually the name of a group of very funny ladies. HJA gained some notoriety this year for penning a long-overdue (and very funny. And lewd) rap anthem about periods called “Shark Week.” Check out this feature on the group from The Cut, reported live from their recent performance at Hank’s Saloon. They’ve even got a special holiday song you can check out below too. Better yet, see the trio of ladies as they perform live at the No Office Holiday party on 12/12!

Here’s the crowd-funded video for the crimson tide anthem, “Shark Week”

And their new holiday song: “All I Want for Christmas is a Big Fat Ass.”

See Hand Job Academy and much more more live at our No Office Holiday Party on 12/12 at Littlefield! Details here.

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