Ever wonder how to get an apartment above Fairway?

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Here’s how: you spend $4,700 a month. But holy arched windows, this place is a New York Harbor wet dream. We’re going to stay true to our humble roots and not torture everyone with the 2 Bath, 1,935 square feet, water taxi to Manhattan and shuttle to F train, landscaped roof garden, three arched windows, private gym, OMG OMG OMG specs. And also point out that the listing makes no mention of a dumbwaiter that goes directly to the cheese department. But if you want more — and, oh yes, what human being doesn’t want more of this — here it is. A brokester can dream, after all. By the way, ground chuck at Fairway is $2.79 a pound this week.

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  1. You could easily fit 4 people, and while $1200 a month ain’t nothing; lots of people are paying that much for a mediocre two-bedroom in Carroll Gardens already.

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