This ad from Bushwick has everything you need to know: six “awesome” papier-mâché animal masks: hand-crafted, life-like masks, safe for kids and fun for adults, all of which can be comfortably worn over your head. From that pic, it looks like they are a giraffe, a monkey, a horse, something else gray, and something TERRIFYING AND STRANGE with red eyes in the back. Our suggestion: save these for your next Zoobilee Zoo theme party, or put them on and wake your roommate up with a bunch of animal sounds.
Scooped from the streets of Brooklyn, this hamster is currently up for adoption on Craigslist, if your family has room for a very small and fluffy addition.
Why progress when you can abandon society and live among the floppy disks?
You need certain things to have a really, really good party. A disco ball. A willingness for your party guests to take their pants...