We’re hoping you are as pumped about the Brokedown Throwdown on Sunday as we are. Especially if you’re a brokester jokester — cause we’ve got a tasteless comedy contest coming your way. It’s a “Yo Momma So Broke” throwdown, in which you bring a pocketful of your best broke momma jabs and go head to head in a battle to the diss-induced death. Some inspiration:
Yo Momma so broke that Greece is bailing her out. (Thank you @DiscoVietnam on Twitter!)
Yo Momma so broke she steals Pepto Bismol. She’s a Pepto-Clepto! (Thank you Barry Schwartz on Facebook.)
Yo Momma so broke she pays more taxes than GE. (Another winner from @DiscoVietnam!)
Think you can do better? Then bring it!
What makes a Yo Momma joke funny?
Topical, political, absurd, silly: FUNNY.
Sad (she gave you up for adoption to pay the rent then died of cancer because she didn’t have insurance): NOT FUNNY.
There will be several rounds to the contest, until Throwdown revelers crown the top comedy dog. The winner goes home with a fabulous prize package of As Seen on TV products, generously provided by our friends at Telebrands.
And don’t forget, our Brokedown Throwdown also features an hour of free Sixpoint from 3 to 4, live comedy from the likes of Ben Lerman and Kevin Barnett, fabulous food vendors, dance and comedy contests with fantastic prizes, and the one and only mustache ride. All that and 2-for-1 beers if you’re wearing a Brokelyn Freeshirt!
Yo Momma So Broke she won’t want to miss it.
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…she has to read the novelization version of 2 Broke Girls.
… she volunteers at an animal shelter just for the food. Wait, is that funny or not funny?
Yo momma’s so broke she could only occupy wal-mart?
Too easy.
Yo’ momma so Baroque, that even a major post-war modernist movement couldn’t attenuate her exaggerated motion and clear, easily interpreted detail.
Snap!
Yo momma’s so broke her inheritance was McDonald’s Monopoly pieces
Um, guys, is anybody worried that all of the Broke Momma jokes here are from… us?
yo momma is so broke that she can’t even pay attention.
Yo Momma so broke that she Occupied Wall Street for the free food
your momma so broke when i went to her house and stepped on a cigarette she yelled who turned of the lights