“Artisanal, a word that fought early in his career to ensure recognition of craftsmen for their important contributions to society before later being drafted into the creation of a worldwide gourmet branding glut, died Wednesday at his brownstone in Brooklyn overlooking a small gourmet mayonnaise store. At best estimates, he was approximately 474 years old.”
Here, some alternatives:
1. old manmade
2. pitspeckled
3. pasturesmithed
4. peasant-chewed
5. tipple dipped
6. microgrammed
7. poorganic
8. turbine-dried
9. sweat-cured
10. Dumpster-crusted
11. wonder-batched
12. rust cut
13. cobblenobbed
14. overpriced
Add your suggestions in the comments!
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outhouse-cured
Is “Eatstagram” a thing yet? If not, patent pending.
Art isn’t all bread.
Beard-swept
Male camel toe crafted
Trust funded
Ironified
Beard-swept is the winner.
Male camel toe crafted, trust funded and beard swept? Why isn’t CP writing for Brokelyn?
Get in touch, Brokelyn. My material is 100% PBR’d.
Thx, Faye.