Wednesday lunchtime linkage

People paid $50 to eat a dumpster-dove meal in a trash bin [Pixable]
The main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library needs $100 million in repairs [Daily News]
Todd Barry on some firsts in his life [AV Club]
The challenges of keeping your dog from eating chicken bones off a BK sidewalk [The Toast]
One of de Blasio’s aides may have been pushing for a rent increase [Crain’s]
Bed-Stuy luxury building richsplains Bed-Stuy [Observer]
Guy in a Batman shirt does crime, to the disappointment of DC Comics no doubt [Sheepshead Bites]