Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Soon, everything in Brooklyn will be office space [DNA Info]
NYT real estate Mad Libs [The Hairpin]
Want to be cremated and buried with your pet? You can do that now! [Daily News]
Ha ha, it’s expensive to live off every stop on the L train [Brick Underground]
Here’s the Gowanus-themed Ample Hills ice cream flavor [Grub Street]
Williamsburg residents aren’t as rich as you think [FREEwilliamsburg]
What tech bubble? [Think Progress]
The subway had a slight hiccup today [Gakwer]