Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Cops let naked woman be nude [NY Post]
Coney Island’s Grimaldi’s will be back in May [ATZ]
How’s Reddit’s Boston bombing investigation going? [The Awl]
You can have a pool or a clean canal. But not both [DNA Info]
See? Stoners can be, and not just eat, heroes [AV Club]
Louis CK: male feminist comedian [Slate]
Obama talked about Jay-Z. Happy now? [NY Mag]
Spending a season with the Brooklyn Nets [The Classical]
Everybody wants to shtup a farmer [New York Observer]