Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Obama puts up his dukes [Daily Beast]
Scientology isn’t a religious scam, it’s a real estate scam [Buzzfeed]
Petition.gov needs 100,000 signatures now because of all the jokes [NYO]
Would Park Slope get all potted up on weed if it were legalized? [PS Reader]
What does it mean to be a nerd in the media in 2013? [AV Club]
Gettin’ some but not gettin’ off [Jezebel]
Keep Brook in Brooklyn [ESPN NY]
The arcade is dead. Long live the arcade [The Verge]
Mold on the rise in the Rockaways [Runnin' Scared]