Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Juice crawls are the latest thing killing New York City [New York Post]
Ahahaha people are STILL talking a Bloomberg presidential campaign [POLITICO]
Mayor Tall is having an Iowa candidates forum, which should make him popular here [WSJ]
How Donald Trump went from developer to loathed celebrity developer [Bloomberg]
Unsure of your life’s path? You could be an ISIS-fighting vigilante [NYT Magazine]
The Silent Barn is hoping they can survive their latest setback [Bedford and Bowery]
And New York’s most Jewish subway lines are… [Forward]