Tuesday lunchtime linkage

What’s Mike Bloomberg up to? Getting Chipotle to ban guns in its stores [Business Insider]
The Rangers are suddenly favorites in the East [New York Post]
Urban Outfitters now uncool to target demographic [BuzzFeed]
Taxi regulator disrupts government, joins Team Uber [Valleywag]
Here is the most expensive home in Brooklyn [Curbed]
9/11 Truthers have pamphlets ready for the 9/11 Museum’s opening day [Runnin’ Scared]
Penn Badgley lives in Bushwick now, but does he know about the garbage smell? [Bushwick Daily]
Fake Girls traffic jam causes real-life traffic jam in Bed-Stuy [DNA Info]