Tuesday lunchtime linkage

The behind the scenes battle for the Lady Gaga endorsement [Daily News]
How horrible should you feel about being a gentrifier? Kind of, but not fully [Gothamist]
No more smart people at the Port Authority means jobs for you, dummy! [Crain’s]
@Horse_ebooks is fake and nothing in this world is worth it [The Awl]
Hideous new building going up on top of church, God unavailable for comment [Brownstoner]
Bowling’s unpopularity means you get a table made from bowling alleys [WSJ]
Ray Kelly spied (get it?) at the Muslim Day parade [Capital]
Whoops, Acheron booked some skinheads [Brooklyn Vegan]
It’s never too late to join a roller derby team [Tue/Night]