Tuesday lunchtime linkage

SLA inspectors getting drunk on our dime [Daily News]
Artists worried about losing Bloomberg’s fun money [New York Times]
Even though, newsflash, he’s a petulant asshole [Salon]
Cortelyu Road might get more retail space [Ditmas Park Corner]
6 insane ways people wanted to change New York [Gizmodo]
Everyone riding Citi Bikes are uninsured. What else is new? [NYO]
Speaking out about crappy fast food wages [NYT]
Teach your kid the artisan alphabet [Fucked in Park Slope]
Someone got shot near the Shake Shack [mcbrooklyn]