Tuesday lunchtime linkage

Cable news isn’t getting fixed anytime soon [AV Club]
Why Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore called it quits [Elle]
Two similar Steves fight over city council seat [Brooklyn Paper]
Charter school wants white people. Ugh [DNAInfo]
Ditmas Park 7-Eleven coming in June. Ugh [DP Corner]
Wanna meet some Mets? Check out LIC [NYO]
More terrible Amanda Palmer poetry [Et Tu, Mr. Destructo]
Saying goodbye to a Coney Island fixture, and his cat [ATZ]
Old white dude angry, confused about our modern ways [NRO]