Tuesday lunchtime linkage

The Mets tried to open a casino. Sigh [NY Post]
Houston takes issue with NYC as a barbecue capital [Houston Press]
Beyonce’s halftime show was Illuminati propaganda, obviously [Wonkette]
A couple Park Slope celebs made the NRA’s batshit “enemies list” [FiPS]
Hollywood getting another Jon Favreau [Daily Beast]
What could go wrong with a sewage tank under a swimming pool? [BP]
Judy Greer gets that Lena Dunham-money [Observer]
Will you ever retire? Answer is still “No.” [Gawker]
Yeah, but we want free wifi [Slate]