Tuesday lunchtime linkage

Girls as Hollywood conspiracy [Real Clear Politics]
A legal analysis of the adventure contract from The Hobbit [Wired]
Well alright, let’s go drunk driving in Ireland [Gawker]
Quinoa is hurting Bolivia’s farmers, but meat is killing us all [The Guardian]
Just Biden bein’ Biden [Wonkette]
PSA: Don’t leave your dog outside, someone will steal it [Greenpointers]
A conversation about Andrew Cuomo’s agenda [Capital NY]
The Governors Ball lineup is here and it is insane [Brooklyn Vegan]
Michelle Obama got bangs. Hipster [Salon]
I heard you like eggs, so I put an egg in your egg [Videogum]