Hey guys. Tomorrow is the first day of summer, so we decided to mark it by playing hooky and hitting the beach. We invite you to do the same! Throw off the shackles of work and suits and having the ability to pay your rent, and head for the sand and the ocean instead. After all, summer is only so long, and we read in the Post¬†that Mayor de Blasio and that loony left wing City Council passed the “Fuck Work, Go to the Beach Act” overwhelmingly, so you’re allowed to just leave work for a beach day. See you Monday!

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