Thursday lunchtime linkage

Borough Hall got a broken clock [Daily News]
Governor Cuomo is trying to silence de Blasio supporters [Capital]
Lousy teen gets to roof of One World Trade Center [Post]
Man caught with fake check hides fake check up his real butt [DNA Info]
NYU freshman castigates other NYU freshman for not knowing how to drink [Bedford + Bowery]
Scenes from a Knicks fan protest [NY Mag]
How to not behave while wearing a backpack in New York City [Gawker]
A horse carriage ban bill is coming to the City Council [ANIMAL]