Thursday lunchtime linkage

Bigoted pill addict Rush Limbaugh is giving up the marriage fight [Salon]
You can work for Wal-Mart even if you don’t work for them [Jezebel]
Leave the kid alone. Give the mom all the wedgies and wet willies [NYM]
DUMBO residents unaware fro-yo is crap [mcbrooklyn]
Actresses Without Teeth: hypnotic, terrifying [The Internet]
The MTA is getting $30 million extra dollars [Runnin’ Scared]
Yeah, who’s ever heard of this “Underground Railroad?” [DNA Info]
Christie Quinn leads the fight against Jurassic Park 4 [The Awl]