Thursday lunchtime linkage

Peter Luger’s gettin’ sued [Grub Street]
Time travel app! Uh, kinda [TechCrunch]
Charles Barron is making all sorts of endorsements [NYO]
Adolfo Carrion can’t run for mayor on the GOP ticket [NY Mag]
Ryan Gosling’s taking a break. Sorry ladies/image macro makers [Gawker]
The secrets of sizzurp, which is like Glug [The Atlantic]
The greatest hoodie ever made [Slate]
Someone find Saxy Chambliss a dude to marry, please [Talking Points Memo]