Thursday lunchtime linkage

New maps and figures prove millennials are a bunch of gypsies, traveling circus folk [City Lab]
You, too, can be a cigar-smoking tycoon landowner in North Williamsburg
 [Crain’s]
Hey lady, would you like some fries with that court date? [Eater NY]
Ugh, as if we needed any more proof that we couldn’t afford New York [The Observer]
Thrill-seekers climbed the Triborough Bridge, and lived to Instagram it [NY Post]
No, no, no, McDonalds just launched a Big Mac clothing line [NY Daily News]
Stop-and-frisk, now there’s something we wouldn’t miss if it closed for good [ANIMAL]