Thursday lunchtime linkage

People are upset they can’t look at porn in public on the iPhone 6 Plus [NYM]
Here’s a crazy-looking office building coming to Williamsburg. Stare at it [NYYIMBY]
Mayor Tall killed a groundhog [New York Post]
Why bodegas switched to coconut water and kombucha [New Yorker]
People certainly hated that ridiculous column crying about the subway [Runnin’ Scared]
The potential re-zoning of Empire Boulevard enters its “parliamentary insanity” phase [DNA Info]
Williamsburg is getting more Maison Premiere [Grub Street]
The work life of an obituary writer [Paris Review]