Thursday lunchtime linkage

Whole Foods is uh…cheap? [Bloomberg]
Turns out that you can’t have a HAMMAS licensee plate [Daily News]
The Lightstone construction fence has art now [Gowanus Your Face Off]
And Greenpoint has a pole dancing school now [Bedford + Bowery]
Jared Kushner trying his damndest to drive out some East Village tenants [Runnin’ Scared]
What happens to other holdouts who won’t get out of developers’ way? [Slate]
Instead of sharing umbrellas, how about no one carry them ever [CityLabs]
Can the Mets get better this off-season? Allegedly! [Amazin’ Avenue]