Rock out with your imaginary instrument, hear opera in a garden, learn the titillating history of burlesque, and more ways to have a cheeky weekend.

Spot some birds, drink alongside an alien invasion, remember a prelapsarian Lindsay Lohan and more ways to celebrate the land of the free this week.

Put the fun between your legs, get lascivious with radical literature, profess all shapes and sizes of pride, and more ways to have an amazing weekend.

Luxuriate in lovely literature, wander through trash turned into artistic treasure, wig out in a wig, and more ways to have a wonderful week.

Sample some sassy zines, jam out to a jazz festival, hone your hustle, proclaim your pride, and more ways to revel in this gorgeous weekend.

Dance yourself undead, marvel at Memorial Day music, see sexy short films, and more ways to have a fabulous week.

Be boggled at a breakdance battle, swing around at a square dance, bow down to Queen Bey, and more ways to get yourself movin’ this weekend.

Relive Twin Peaks immediately, learn some boozy history, say “I do!” and more ways to have an ecstatic week.

[Ed note: Reminder, we now have a separate roundup for activism-focused events, which we encourage you to check out here.]  1. Don’t […]

[Ed note: Reminder, we now have a separate roundup for activism-focused events, which we encourage you to check out here.]  1. Grab […]