“I don’t … I don’t go to Queens.” Yup.
by Eliot Glazer, also the creator of My Parents Were Awesome.
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I’m sad to say that I’ve said most of the things in this video before. I tend to rant and rave about Yelp more than a healthy, sane person should.
A lot of this is what transplants say. Except the dig about Queens. Nobody ever WANTS to go to Queens. Or leave Brooklyn on the weekends.
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