Monday lunchtime linkage

Maybe don’t do a Bronx poverty tour? Just an idea [NYP]
Captain Picard rescued a baby bird in Park Slope [NYM]
The smells of the Barclays Center [DNAInfo]
How the MTA plans on stopping future subway flooding [ANIMAL]
The suburbs are poor now [New York Times]
Titus Andronicus did horrible things to a Confederate flag [The L]
State senator trying to make it legal for you to get potted up [Capital]
Vito Lopez finally goes away [WSJ]