Monday lunchtime linkage

Oh look, both New York baseball teams will be terrible [WSJ]
“Washington Heights kidnapping” the ultimate April Fool’s joke [CNN]
“Billie Jean” saxophone subway rumble. Just another Tuesday… [Reddit]
The FDNY has a serious Twitter problem [NYM]
A Japanese dating simulator that gets Harlem right. Sorta [Gameological Society]
Brisketlab is headed to the High Line. Itis ahoy [DNA Info]
Paid sick leave passing even over Bloomberg’s veto. Good [Runnin’ Scared]
Did Christie Quinn outflank Bill Deblasio? Possibly! [Capital]
DieHipster’s identity, revealed! [Greenpointers]