Monday lunchtime linkage

It’s looking like we’ll get our federal disaster relief money [Capital NY]
The true story of “Fairytale of New York” [NY Post]
Pro-gun people want to deport Piers Morgan. We are conflicted [Gawker]
The Giants are basically doomed [ESPN NY]
Sufjan Stevens’ Christmas spectacular looked awesome [Vice]
It’s never too early to shop for your jokey summer throwback jersey [The Classical]
Your boyfriend Corey Booker has seem some shit, man [NY Mag]
That public murder in Midtown was over a bad coke deal [DNA Info]
Tina Brown’s Newsweek: desperately chasing the zeitgeist to the very end [NYO]
Risky job alert: cigarette reviewer! [Wonkette]