Monday lunchtime linkage

EPA re: toxic sludge residue in Gowanus: “nothing to worry about” [Brownstoner]
L and G will return to normal shitty service soon [NY Observer]
But A train to Rockaways must be completely rebuilt [NY Observer]
Millennials eating out less says science clearly not conducted in Brooklyn [Business Insider]
MTV taps Jersey Shore cast to raise funds for themselves Sandy [NY Mag]
Amazing Google app can help you find gas nearby [Business Insider]
Bloomie’s just a regular straphanger [Gothamist]
The BrooklynKnight: Defender of NY’s most courageous borough! [Marvel]