Monday lunchtime linkage

Samurai sword road rage. That’s new [Daily News]
Mass-transit: An express train to gentrification? [CityLab]
Apparently this BK high school isn’t cool with a pro-voodoo guidance counselor [New York Post]
These are the people who are tops in the city at screwing with developers [Crain’s]
Local doc made sick by plans for health center replacing LICH [Brooklyn Paper]
Wandering through Bernie Sanders’ Brooklyn [New York Times]
All of our crime stats are off, so is crime even real? [DNA Info]